Sarah Jessica Parker--She looks like a Donkey. I feel bad for Donkeys now.
Amanda Seyfried--Her eyes touch her ears.
Maya Rudolph
Tina Fey
Sarah Palin
Michelle Bachman
Julia Roberts
Courtney Love
Mindy Kaling
Sandra Bernhard
Juliette Lewis
Uma Thurman
Ann Coulter
Drew Barrymore
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Podcast
I think I am going to start my own podcast. There are too many tards on the air that I feel like I have to balance it out.
Speaking of tards on a leash, Occupy Wall street needs to end. It makes liberals look bad. I thought the unsung agreement was that we were going to let the inbreeds on the right make a fool of themselves? Is the plan to balance them out with our own hillbillies?
Speaking of tards on a leash, Occupy Wall street needs to end. It makes liberals look bad. I thought the unsung agreement was that we were going to let the inbreeds on the right make a fool of themselves? Is the plan to balance them out with our own hillbillies?
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Unfunny people
Maya Rudolph--this affirmative action freak show is an enigma to me. She is hideous and keeps getting casted in what I thought were supposed to be comedies.
Fred Armisen--firstly he just looks annoying. Secondly, he is annoying. I have never laughed at anything this person has ever done... I take that back: he married that down-syndrome actress who is in madmen.
Will Forte--people watched him and laughed. I am confused.
Janeane Garofalo--just a post-menopausal train wreck.
Carrie Brownstein--lesbian and jewish... I thought that meant she was supposed to be funny?
David Letterman--I saw this pedophile live. For some reason people worship this douche bag. It turns out he is just as boring in real life. At least he hires a bunch of hotties to work the crowds, then he bangs them all backstage. This grandpa gets way too much poon for being such a waste of space.
Molly Shannon--Somehow this retard made money
Jason Sudeikis--Just a dumb ass. An unfunny dumbass.
Ellen DeGeneres--She has 1 trait that would make her funny, being a lesbian, but still not funny
The entire cast of The View--Somebody told me this was a hilarious show. They were lying.
Kathy Griffin--I truly did not know she was supposed to be a comedian
Rosy O'Donnell--this cow just needs to stop
Sarah Silverman--she is remotely attractive, which makes her seem funnier than what she actually is.
Alison Rosen--a girl specifically brought on the show to be the unfunny, jewish, woman adam can look funny in front of.
Jay Leno--this gout victim is paid to be watched. 21st century freak show.
David Alan Greer--this abortion of a person just needs to die already. Why do people let him speak?
Teresa Strasser--just dead weight.
Andy Samberg--okay. Let's be honest. This buck-toothed retard is not a comedian nor an actor. For some reason he is the guy in high school who was somehow one of the "cool" kids, even though he looks like a somebody smacked him with a hammer. I really loath him.
Conan O'Brien--this ginger is an idiot. He just does these really erratic movements and a hired audience laughs at him.
The Dice Man--He literally uses the same jokes as he did 30 years ago. I thought he OD'd until I heard him on the radio. Why did drugs not take him away from us?
That irish/british or scottish guy who was on that show with jim carrey and that fat ugly dwarf--why do the tea baggers never bring up unfunny immigrants like him to deport? What does he add to this society that can't be filled by any other tard who likes snl?
I am going to be honest. 99% of cast members of SNL I find largely annoying and incompetent. People always look back at the glory days of the show... which confuses me cause it seems like it has sucked from the beginning. It is like people re-imagining the Reagan legacy, like it was something to be proud of.
Fred Armisen--firstly he just looks annoying. Secondly, he is annoying. I have never laughed at anything this person has ever done... I take that back: he married that down-syndrome actress who is in madmen.
Will Forte--people watched him and laughed. I am confused.
Janeane Garofalo--just a post-menopausal train wreck.
Carrie Brownstein--lesbian and jewish... I thought that meant she was supposed to be funny?
David Letterman--I saw this pedophile live. For some reason people worship this douche bag. It turns out he is just as boring in real life. At least he hires a bunch of hotties to work the crowds, then he bangs them all backstage. This grandpa gets way too much poon for being such a waste of space.
Molly Shannon--Somehow this retard made money
Jason Sudeikis--Just a dumb ass. An unfunny dumbass.
Ellen DeGeneres--She has 1 trait that would make her funny, being a lesbian, but still not funny
The entire cast of The View--Somebody told me this was a hilarious show. They were lying.
Kathy Griffin--I truly did not know she was supposed to be a comedian
Rosy O'Donnell--this cow just needs to stop
Sarah Silverman--she is remotely attractive, which makes her seem funnier than what she actually is.
Alison Rosen--a girl specifically brought on the show to be the unfunny, jewish, woman adam can look funny in front of.
Jay Leno--this gout victim is paid to be watched. 21st century freak show.
David Alan Greer--this abortion of a person just needs to die already. Why do people let him speak?
Teresa Strasser--just dead weight.
Andy Samberg--okay. Let's be honest. This buck-toothed retard is not a comedian nor an actor. For some reason he is the guy in high school who was somehow one of the "cool" kids, even though he looks like a somebody smacked him with a hammer. I really loath him.
Conan O'Brien--this ginger is an idiot. He just does these really erratic movements and a hired audience laughs at him.
The Dice Man--He literally uses the same jokes as he did 30 years ago. I thought he OD'd until I heard him on the radio. Why did drugs not take him away from us?
That irish/british or scottish guy who was on that show with jim carrey and that fat ugly dwarf--why do the tea baggers never bring up unfunny immigrants like him to deport? What does he add to this society that can't be filled by any other tard who likes snl?
I am going to be honest. 99% of cast members of SNL I find largely annoying and incompetent. People always look back at the glory days of the show... which confuses me cause it seems like it has sucked from the beginning. It is like people re-imagining the Reagan legacy, like it was something to be proud of.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Damn you, Susan
Susan, why are you the most important person in your life? You have a child, and a guy you supposedly love...? By helping Zach disappear to find his "real father" you are only helping yourself. You have a daughter, and you use her like a pawn, which is just sick.
It appears that you are the most selfish person on TV, which just so happens to be accompanied by a bad actor. Why is your character so god damn annoying! God, I hope that Teri Hatcher actually leaves the show, cause this bitch has got to go!
Gabby, you are just a bitch! How do women let a gold digger stay on TV? You dishonor women everywhere.
It appears that you are the most selfish person on TV, which just so happens to be accompanied by a bad actor. Why is your character so god damn annoying! God, I hope that Teri Hatcher actually leaves the show, cause this bitch has got to go!
Gabby, you are just a bitch! How do women let a gold digger stay on TV? You dishonor women everywhere.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Really...?
I finally watched the season finale of Season 1 (episode 23). What an uneventful finale. I guess it left you full of suspense, but more of a pair of blue balls. It really only half developed the finale, with a sense of ....okay?
My favorite part of the episode had to be when Zach yelled at Susan. He was screaming "Are you really that stupid!?!" I totally agree with you Zach, somebody had to say it. Though you are an under developed character that is further contributed to with bad acting, somebody finally told Susan she is inept!
Out of all of the DH finales I have seen .... this one is the worst.
My favorite part of the episode had to be when Zach yelled at Susan. He was screaming "Are you really that stupid!?!" I totally agree with you Zach, somebody had to say it. Though you are an under developed character that is further contributed to with bad acting, somebody finally told Susan she is inept!
Out of all of the DH finales I have seen .... this one is the worst.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Desperate Housewives
The unbearable weight of bad TV has forced me to find a global platform. A particular show has bugged me for years, yet I keep watching it! This show has over the top actors, unattractive stars (which are made up to be Helen of Troys), and a bland plot. This show that has irked me for years is none other than the Desperate Housewives.
I began watching this show as a "favor" to my neighbor, Gay. Gay lives through TV, it is what keeps her going. Gay is a follower to whatever new TV show prime-time tells her to watch, hence Desperate Housewives. Because I love my neighbor, who is like a 2nd (some would say 1st) mother, I watch (::shivers::) this show.
I have watched a lot of bad TV, but this show just pisses me off. How in the hell has it lasted so long? I really thought Bree was going to implode, and Lynette die of exhaustion and bad acting. I put up with Gabby, only because she is hot, but Susan takes the cake for the most out of this world character.
I do not remember an episode where Susan Mayer does not cry, or is not in some emotional battle. For one, she is ugly. Really, how is she played up as attractive? Watch the show, examine the billboards, her face is a train wreck! It is like two Chinese acrobats performed an act with her face. And why does she wear lime green pants, a blue shirt, and a something-or-other pink blah on top!?! I am no fashion critic, but whoever dresses her showed be fired, rehired, then fired again.
From here on out I will focus more on an episode-by-episode rant.
Seriously? Photoshop can't even save these hags!
I began watching this show as a "favor" to my neighbor, Gay. Gay lives through TV, it is what keeps her going. Gay is a follower to whatever new TV show prime-time tells her to watch, hence Desperate Housewives. Because I love my neighbor, who is like a 2nd (some would say 1st) mother, I watch (::shivers::) this show.
I have watched a lot of bad TV, but this show just pisses me off. How in the hell has it lasted so long? I really thought Bree was going to implode, and Lynette die of exhaustion and bad acting. I put up with Gabby, only because she is hot, but Susan takes the cake for the most out of this world character.
I do not remember an episode where Susan Mayer does not cry, or is not in some emotional battle. For one, she is ugly. Really, how is she played up as attractive? Watch the show, examine the billboards, her face is a train wreck! It is like two Chinese acrobats performed an act with her face. And why does she wear lime green pants, a blue shirt, and a something-or-other pink blah on top!?! I am no fashion critic, but whoever dresses her showed be fired, rehired, then fired again.
From here on out I will focus more on an episode-by-episode rant.
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